I am a red neck

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YOU MIGHT BE A TRUE REDNECK IF:

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

You are an American first, and believe in your country.

You believe the Constitution is not to be ignored by judges with an agenda.

You are sitting there nodding your head up and down while you read this.

:headbang: :coffee2:
 
Or you might be a redneck if you don't hassle the people that do believe in the above items even if you don't.

Well at least you would be a real American, (all of north America that is)



Chuck
 
yeah, but if you ad openin' doors for elders and women...and taking of hats in enclosed spaces...it's more of southern gentlman then redneck man..
 
memike said:
YOU MIGHT BE A TRUE REDNECK IF:

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

You are an American first, and believe in your country.

You believe the Constitution is not to be ignored by judges with an agenda.

You are sitting there nodding your head up and down while you read this.

:headbang: :coffee2:
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So, i'm a Finnish red neck, and yes, i am taking my hat off entering a room and yes, i am opening doors to the older people and the young one's too if i'm first to the door...
 
Thats right Sid, bleed to death to make sure that flag stayed red caused alot of my family has! Guess you could say I am a Southern Gentleman too, except for the hat deal, I forget that in the morning when i am half awake and half asleep.
 
Memike = Me + Mike= Grandmother raised Gentlemen.
Some red necks don't mind if their beer can's make a trail to their front door or let there dog's make the meter reader and postmen feel like they had better carry a gun.
I think I should give these to Jeff Foxwerthy. :headbang:

It's more of a southern gentlman then redneck man..
Well said Wilnutt :thumbup:



I feel more like a gentleman Red neck :toothy2:
 
memike; can i take your signature: Keep it neat on the street's and fast at the track
for the Finnish carsites?
 
Käkö said:
memike; can i take your signature: Keep it neat on the street's and fast at the track
for the Finnish carsites?
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Yes Kako you are more than welcome to use it.

Thank's for asking !!!
To Finland from Arkansas.
 
Sorry I can not read finland :read2:

Glad you liked it!!!

I Did good!! my ego feels good!!! my beer taste better!!!
I am gitty as a kitty!! :blob:

Thank you for the complement KaKo. :toothy7:
 
Dam i love this site, and America, and mopars, I live in Northern Ca. and we dont get a lot of love for the Red White and Blue here. You guys rock!!!!
 
Yea, we out in Alberta are sometimes called rednecks by our neighbors in eastern Canada. Maybe it's because we call a spade a spade and would just as soon run the political correct pundits out of town than listen to them. Or maybe it's because we don't take crap from no one least wise those people in the far east that don't want to be a part of our fair country anymore. That last comment might hit a sore spot so I'll stop yammering now. Bye

Terry
 
i gess i am a redneck

you may be a redneck if you after missing a opossom the first time with your truck put it reverse and try again
 
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