I need therapy tread!

[halifaxhops]

We all need to vent so here we go! Keep it rated PG.

Why is a parkway not called a driveway????

 

[halifaxhops]

Got caught driving a Moped once!

 

[dartnabout]

Why do I keep buying Mopars? I was never allowed growing up and being married. AM I damaged for life?

 

[ragtopfury]

my mother-in-law lives with us.......

Therapy competition over.

 

[DFX 340 Duster]

Why do I keep buying parts that I never install?

 

[halifaxhops]

my mother-in-law lives with us.......

Therapy competition over.

Winner!

 

[FISHYPETE]

I see too many Novas and not enough Darts!

 

[4spdragtop]

Bingo, same here...

my mother-in-law lives with us.......

Therapy competition over.

 

[ragtopfury]

It's a tie!

 

[Kern Dog]

Why is it that the guy that needs deodorant more than anyone seems oblivious to it?
Why are the nicest women often the flat chested ones that are ugly?

 

[One Bullet Barney]

Why is it that most people who talk to me end up in therapy..?

 

[diymirage]

my mother-in-law lives with us.......

Therapy competition over.

Mine did too for several years, in fact, om laying on the bed she passed in

 

[Unconventional]

 

[like_A_pike]

I started having children after I turned 48. I just finished potting training the last one at 55. What was I thinking?

 

[PA Dodger]

I started having children after I turned 48. I just finished potting training the last one at 55. What was I thinking?

Wow, 55 years is a long time to potty train the baby! You must not be doing it right.

 

[MOPARMAGA]

I'm poor, but no therapy necessary.
Actually I'm poor because I'm building my therapy.

 

[Newbomb Turk]

my mother-in-law lives with us.......

Therapy competition over.

I’m close to that. We share the property with my in-laws.

But I’m as close to them as I am my parents. They are good people.

 

[Yunick13]

 

[ragtopfury]

I’m close to that. We share the property with my in-laws.

But I’m as close to them as I am my parents. They are good people.

It was all good when we moved her in 8 years ago. She's 77 as of 2 days ago. No ailments, sharp mind. She and her other daughter and son-in-law bought into some whacked out beliefs and conspiracy crap about 2.5 years ago, and it started going downhill. Add to that, the other daughter died at 49 last summer. Now all my wife hears is how her sister would never do what we do the way do things.

 

[gunbunny]

Got caught driving a Moped once!

You know what Mopeds and fat girls have in common?
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Whole lot of fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you on them.

 

[Bodyperson]

Why is a Blueberry red when it's green?

 

[67Dart273]

Therapy damn near killed me. I am refusing it at all costs.

 

[66fyssh]

One time I thought my wife was wrong....but I was mistaken.

Damn therapy.!!

 

[RustyRatRod]

Therapy? Just pick up your drinkin game.

 

[halifaxhops]

I had three therapist sue me because now they need therapy!