I need therapy tread!

[DeltaV]

My therapist told me I have multiple personalities and now she charges me a group rate.

 

[69conv]

Does that make you a therapy distributor?
@halifaxhops

 

[halifaxhops]

Nah just a misunderstood Mopar guy!

 

[halifaxhops]

I see too many Novas and not enough Darts!

 

[69FBCuda]

In Laws.

My morher in law claims her "farts" don't smell as she rolls like a freight train through the family room to the bathroom past all the innocent bystanders! How does she know they dont smell if she can't smell them!

She also refuses to eat leafy food because it gets under her dentures.

Now at 82 she wants to get $50thou screw in teeth to replace the dentures that replaced all her teeth she had pulled so she didn't have to take care of them in the 1st place.

 

[One Bullet Barney]

Nah just a misunderstood Mopar guy!

There's nothing wrong with you. You're rotating in the right direction and firing on all cylinders.

 

[FISHYPETE]

But there is a lot of blow by

 

[One Bullet Barney]

But there is a lot of blow by

Needs rings and valve job.

 

[Workingdog1]

We all need to vent so here we go! Keep it rated PG.

Why is a parkway not called a driveway????

Like my old boss said " The rapist ".

 

[halifaxhops]

I TOLD MINE YOU CAN ReFAB THEM OLDM STUFF WITH A CHICKEN THEY THREW ME OUT!

 

[Bodyperson]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

 

[diymirage]

For those of us who need therapy

 

[harrisonm]

I started having children after I turned 48. I just finished potting training the last one at 55. What was I thinking?

Look at is this way. You will probably never need to change grandbaby diapers.

 

[dowboy1970]

I see too many Novas and not enough Darts!

Nova= B$$ Dart, not yet but its going up!

 

[dowboy1970]

Wow, 55 years is a long time to potty train the baby! You must not be doing it right.

You must have a problem with math my friend,

 

[dowboy1970]

In Laws.

My morher in law claims her "farts" don't smell as she rolls like a freight train through the family room to the bathroom past all the innocent bystanders! How does she know they dont smell if she can't smell them!

She also refuses to eat leafy food because it gets under her dentures.

Now at 82 she wants to get $50thou screw in teeth to replace the dentures that replaced all her teeth she had pulled so she didn't have to take care of them in the 1st place.

**** that hag!!!

 

[dowboy1970]

**** that hag!!!

Whoops!

 

[RustyRatRod]

My therapy is pullin the engine outta Gladys to run down low oil pressure and reseal the engine. lol

 

[496 polara]

My therapy, besides my music from the 80's ? The older I get the less prison is a deterrent.

 

[dowboy1970]

My therapy, besides my music from the 80's ? The older I get the less prison is a deterrent.

I understand that well!!!

 

[dartnabout]

I am having problems figuring out my electrical problem.....Just how long is a short circuit? I can't seem to find the end

 

[dowboy1970]

Just touch it to your tongue to see if it is hot.

 

[halifaxhops]

Need help just got the electric bill!

 

[halifaxhops]

I am having problems figuring out my electrical problem.....Just how long is a short circuit? I can't seem to find the end

pretty short usually two bare wires or a wire grounding out. Thats a nickel sir!