If you wanted to legally change your name

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Betty Humpter, Betty Phukzer, Buck Nekkid, Cole Ostemie, Connie Lingus, Dill Doe, Dixon B. Tweenerlegs, E. Normous Peter, Eaton Bever, Eaton Cox, Harry Beaver, Harry Cox, Mike Rotchburns, Peter Pantz, Willie Layer, Wilma Dickfit
 
The Mexicans I work with look at my last name, and with all the constants they get lost. Just call me Ben Dejo, they all fell over laughing
 
Betty Humpter, Betty Phukzer, Buck Nekkid, Cole Ostemie, Connie Lingus, Dill Doe, Dixon B. Tweenerlegs, E. Normous Peter, Eaton Bever, Eaton Cox, Harry Beaver, Harry Cox, Mike Rotchburns, Peter Pantz, Willie Layer, Wilma Dickfit
Don't forget Heywood Jablome.
 
I've known a few women that had super cool last names but changed them when they got married.

There is NO WAY I'd change my last name if it was Rocket, Stratos, or Speed.

Those are the only three I can think off right now but there have been more.


I went to school with a guy named Reb Cocayne.

Seriously. That's pretty hard core.
 
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I've known a few women that had super cool last names but changed them when they got married.

There is NO WAY I'd change my last name if it was Rocket, Stratos, or Speed.

Those are the only two I can think off right now but there have been more.


I went to school with a guy named Reb Cocayne.

Seriously. That's pretty hard core.
I worked with a guy named Rob Soles. He had a son and called him Harry R Soles. No joke
 
I worked with a lady with the last name Simmers.

She decided to hyphenate her last name when she married a man named Boils.

100% true. Diane Simmers-Boils.
 
Mista Dobalina, Mista Bob Dobalina, Mista Dobalina....
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i dont know what is worse, that you said it, or that i know what you meant

 
I'd probably just change it to **** Head since that's what everybody thinks anyhow. LOL
 
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