Important Message For Men!

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'64 Cuda

'64 Cuda

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I get a lot of spam in my inbox. I imagine most of us do. But this showed up & I felt the message was so important that I'm passing it along. Read it! Learn from it! :read2:
(There was a link at the bottom but I left it out, as the message is self-explanatory, I think.)

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Accept the correct decision - be better!

Contrary to common opinion the man much more sensitive of the women.
And if them something does not suit in itself they can become very much closed.

The most serious question is an relation with the women.

The women like strong, self-assured the men.

If you want to be such and to be popular in the women make one simple, but the very important thing - increase the member.
You will ask as?Very simply - reserve our means for increase of the member.

The large member is your reliance of itself.

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:cheers: OK, everybody got that? Good! :cheers:
 
Again, I must ask if I can borrow someone's secret decoder ring. ;-)

You would think that these foreign spammers by now would figure out that they need to have their copy/text written by someone that speaks our language (and I am not talking about someone from England). Come on foreign spammers - get it together! ;-)
 
Chineese products now many. Chineese writer of English ad now few. LOL
 
I think you were being insulted!
If I read it right, a china woman thinks you are a big "member".
Or maybe it was a challenge to battle, like a jousting tournament!
Kind of confusing, anyway I think what ever it is, you got invited!
Better hurry times running out on this offer.
 
i think it refers to the members of this forum, more posts= bigger member. im going into post-***** mode
 
I remember seeing ads on e-Bay for these $59 electric Basses with such ad come-on's such as "Magnificently Wonderful" and "Admirable" describing how it plays... I'm willing to bet that the above ad is a method to turn you into a human tripod, eliminate bad credit, and lower your cholesterol.


Let's face it, not everyone has hang of our language. And yes, it's funny as all hell making fun of them. Just like they do to us when WE try and use a translation book to communicate in their homeland. Besides, if you ever heard my N.Y. accent you'd probably laugh at me and wonder what the hell I'm talking about....

Quick Translations:

New York = Nu Yawk
Long Island = Lang Eye-lan
Doctor = Doc-ta
33rd. Street = Derd-y-Derd Street
Excuse Me = GET THE %$#@ OUTTA MA WAY SON !!!!!!!!

Yeah, we're F`ed-up too....
 
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