skybolt
Well-Known Member
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her
physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's
libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the
doctor?
'Not a chance', she said. 'He
won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor.
'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into
his coffee, he won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know how things went.'
A week later when she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid!... Just terrible,
doctor!'
'Really? .......What happened?' asked
the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it
in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there passionately on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,
'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't
good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex
I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never
be able to show me face in 'McDonalds' again!
physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's
libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the
doctor?
'Not a chance', she said. 'He
won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor.
'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into
his coffee, he won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
know how things went.'
A week later when she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith,
bejaysus and begorrah!
T'was horrid!... Just terrible,
doctor!'
'Really? .......What happened?' asked
the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it
in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate.
He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his
eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and
tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
and took me then and there passionately on the
tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute
nightmare!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor,
'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't
good?'
'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex
I've had in 25 years!
But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never
be able to show me face in 'McDonalds' again!
