Italian Wife vs Mistress

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Joeychgo

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An Italian husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to
their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says
she'll see him later and walks away.

... The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more
wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in
the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large Bank
accounts. But.... The decision is all yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe
on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Tony?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.
 
I have to show the wife this!
maybe she will go for it?
Na just dreaming.

Kenny
 
Heh heh.....yup, I've heard it before but I love this one! And sounds right on the money too.
 
My wife frowns on my dating outside the marriage. I've approached her about it a few times, but she's a stickler about that kinda stuff.
 
Just showed it to my wife and she say' she doesn't have the shopping trips to Paris , wintering in Barbados , summers in Tuscany , a Jaguar in the garage and a yacht club membership, no credit card and certainly no large Bank accounts. But If I was to arrange that she would talk about it.
 
Just showed it to my wife and she say' she doesn't have the shopping trips to Paris , wintering in Barbados , summers in Tuscany , a Jaguar in the garage and a yacht club membership, no credit card and certainly no large Bank accounts. But If I was to arrange that she would talk about it.

Too funny, I showed my wife and she said the same damn thing!
 
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