PlumCrazyJay
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A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the
boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the
boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his
son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops
his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze
and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few
seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at
the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied. 'I'm with the I.R.S.."
young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the
boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the
boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his
son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on
the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried,
across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops
his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze
and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few
seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman walks back to her seat at
the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied. 'I'm with the I.R.S.."
