Kids sure are funny

[memike]

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked.

"It sure is," I replied.

Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?":angel9:

 

[IndianaDodge]

I have a neighbor with a 24/7 barking dog! Maybe I should call the cops!

 

[RedFish]

LOL dog busted for operating a people fighting ring

 

[memike]

Just one more for yall at work
Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people masturbate in the shower. The other ten percent of them sing."
"Really?" asked the friend.

The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?"

The friend nodded her head and replied, "No."

The therapist replied, "I didn't think so.":toothy7:

 

['68-340-S]

LMAO! that was too funny!