Knock Knock

[famous bob]

Two dogs are sitting in a bar.

The first says, “Wanna hear a joke?”

The second dog says, “Sure!”

The first dog says, “Knock knock.”

The second says…

“WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!”

I must be gettin old , I had to read that twice before I got it

 

[Yunick13]

Knock knock jokes are fine as long it's not the engine doing the knocking

 

[Mark Wainwright]

New York City Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shut the F%ck up

 

[AJ/FormS]

Allright

Best knock knock joke ever

Here it is

Are you ready?

Good, you start

Ok
knock-knock

 

[diymirage]

Ok
knock-knock

who's there?

 

[AJ/FormS]

who's there?

who's there,who

 

[Mark Wainwright]

who's there,who

Who's on First (Abbott and Costello)

 

[diymirage]

who's there,who

Yeah, I guess it doesn't work as well online

In real life, if you build it up enough and tell people "you start" you can really get em confused