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  1. diymirage

    diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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    wait...santas not real ?


    isnt that the life cycle of men?
    you believe in santa
    you are santa
    you look like santa
     
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    • Fred Scigliano

      Fred Scigliano Lots of money

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      Kinda think I look more like an Elf and a red nose rain deer kinda mix.
       
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        We will see what happens when you do open back up. I see no stopping this thing.
         
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        • diymirage

          diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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          I'm not even gonna ask what an elf saw in a reindeer
          It must get pretty cold up in the north pole
           
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          • Fred Scigliano

            Fred Scigliano Lots of money

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            Nothing in mixing the 2 just saying I'm small and skinny with a big belly and a red nose from drinking to much.
             
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            • Bodyperson

              Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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              I'm telling you guys... Zenni optical is awesome. https://www.zennioptical.com/
               
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                Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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                My Doc doesn't recommend them for bi-focal glasses and I understand why. Hell I can hardly handle them when he measures me but sure am happy with my single focal $100 titanium framed poly-carbonate photo grey glasses.
                Felt good right out of the box.
                 
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                  Fred Scigliano Lots of money

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                  I have trifocals and only use my glasses for far siting I see good enough at close and mid range so that works for me.
                   
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                    Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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                    Yup me too. Been near sighted since 5th grade. Swap to reading if I'm pulling a sliver.
                     
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                    • diymirage

                      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                      Same here
                      Negative 9 on both eyes...at least I don't have to keep my contacts apart
                       
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                      Yep but when you get my age to pull a sliver I need someone else to do it for me. LOL
                       
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                        Wow don't see that much even on both.
                         
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                                    Mornin Fellers
                                     
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                                      See Yall in a bit
                                       
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                                        I have 10/20 vision which is really good better than 20/20 in my right eye but SFA in my left. Plus I have a cataract which isn't ready to come off yet so my vision isn't really clear. I wear transition lenses and my optometrist said there are approx 1500 changes in the lens. I love them and wouldn't have anything else and they darken down when outside as well. Wouldn't have anything else. My wife was very short sighted and when she had her cataracts taken off she had a Toric Lens put in each eye. She really doesn't need glasses anymore except for close-ups now. They were 1000 bucks an eye but well worth it.
                                         
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                                          Any chance they could fix your bad eye Mark?
                                           
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                                            Back in the day I had beer goggles.
                                             
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