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      With all your toys you get bored? That metal detector should keep you occupied.
       
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        You had your first jab yet Biff? this may be a yearly thing just like your flu shot is. If that's what it takes then I'm game.
         
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        Don't blame you Fred. Too many cowboys out there on the highway. They think because you have 18 wheels you can stop on a dime. Many have found out and lost.
         
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        How many cases of the flu have you seen this year Linc. Case and point. I totally agree with wearing the mask, washing the hands and the jab. The life you save might be your own or your families. Yeah we all look silly in the mask but if everyone would wear them it would be the ones who refuse to wear them would look silly and irresponsible.
        I saw the big rally in Alberta by the anti-maskers. Probably this is why your numbers are so high. Should have handed them a 1000 dollar fine and a 100,000 dollar fine for the organizer.
         
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          Watched the NHRA races last night that I had recorded. Some really good racing but was surprised when they said "This is the last race being held at Atlanta as it's closing down". This is a real shame and wondering if another track will take it's place? Have a good one fellas.
           
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            HAPPY STAR WARS DAY, EVERYONE!!!
             
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              Mornin Fellers
               
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              • diymirage

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                is that a mike tyson joke?
                 
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                Biff Cheep not easy

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                No I haven’t still debating, I never get shots ,of course when I was a kid I got them all but as an adult I haven’t even had a flu shot ,even before the pandemic we lead a clean life style.
                 
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                  May the 4th be with you
                   
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                    We do as well but we didnt hesitate just be very careful as this virus doesn't discriminate
                     
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                    • diymirage

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                      I guess you haven't heard Mike Tyson speak in a while...he has somewhat of a lisp
                       
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                          :rofl::rofl:
                           
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                            It's been a busy day guys, I got 4 coats of paint on a bed I picked up for my youngest

                            Also picked her up a new mattress
                            And since I had to go to the hardware store anyway I picked up some stuff to run a switched outlet out in the shed, where I build that lean too
                            This way, I can plug in the transfer pump and get whatever water does get in the paddle boat out in a hurry

                            Oh. And I scored a deal on Craigslist list...picked up some 42 pounds of chocolate easter eggs
                             
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                              Your ass will get real big if you eat 42 pound Easter eggs
                               
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                                They are all individually wrapped, so they will go in my sundayschool candy bag

                                Should last me a few months
                                 
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                                • Biff

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                                  Gonna make some kids real happy !
                                   
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                                  • Bodyperson

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                                    How about wood carving Fred? I think you have the talent and artistic ability. They make some cool tools (burs) and what not, I want to make a totem pole out of the tree that landed on my house.
                                     
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                                    • Fred Scigliano

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                                      Totem pole would be cool. I think it's just the weather that has me bored and when it warms up a bit more and dries out I'll have plenty to do.
                                       
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                                        Well fellas seen the future tonight ..Elon Musks starlink satellite flew buy crazy stuff ......
                                         
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                                          Been there several times. Saw them before they placed themselves. Looked like a blast from asteroids video game
                                           
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