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  1. Professor Fate

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    Beautiful! But needs some whitewalls to go with the Landau top! :thumbsup:
     
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    • Mark Wainwright

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      Hands on is so much better and better still when Grandpa shows you. You never forget the me time with Grandpa
       
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          I picked up a pan finally. Went to this guy that specializes in Mopars. I posted the picture of his 68 Cuda on here a while ago with the wheels way up while being launched. He runs mid 8's with it. When I walked in the garage there is his Cuda up on the hoist and his engine on the floor. All aluminum block and I asked how many cubes. He looked up at me and said 604cu in. He's sold the engine and working on maybe putting the car back on the street. He said the cops wouldn't like him lol....wonder why LOL After 46 yrs in the business he's finally retired.
           
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          • Fred Scigliano

            Fred Scigliano Off center a bit

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            WOW nice car Randy worth keeping.
             
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            • Ahoey

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              Agree dam nice car
               
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              • Biff

                Biff Cheep not easy

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                Cool !
                 
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                  Biff Cheep not easy

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                  So got a great story about an old guy , so the dmv takes his license away he still drives, so the kids took his keys well he’s got BCAA (pay a fee get free towing) They intercepted his car on the back of the tow truck heading to the dealership for new keys , sounds like someone’s in trouble .lol must still have his wits about him to cook that one up .
                   
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                  • Ahoey

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                    One of my friends years ago got his 2nd blower at that time 1st offence 6 months walking 2nd offence 1 year. One night a couple weeks after his court date we were partying he was in the bag and I remember him saying I’m still going to drive what are they going to do cut my feet off. Well some jail time put that attitude to rest.
                     
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                    • Biff

                      Biff Cheep not easy

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                      • Biff

                        Biff Cheep not easy

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                        • Mark Wainwright

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                              Hi guys. Trans all serviced now so that's out of the road.
                              I went out at 8:30 and had been spitting earlier. Luckily it all dried up and the sun came out and was fairly humid. Big storm coming either starting tonight or overnight. Going to be a lot of rain they are saying. No mention of tornados so far.
                              Thank goodness the election is now over and we can get back to the new normal.
                              No more political bullshit adverts.
                              Hope everyone has had a great day.
                               
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                              • Fred Scigliano

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                                Hope the storm goes easy on ya Mark.
                                Glad the Cuda is back on the road and time to take it on a nice run before winter.
                                 
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                                • Ahoey

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                                  Nice day here in winterpeg manisnowba off to snow lake tomorrow for 7 days of fly out moose hunting. Camp is on an island. Got to practice my sexyest moose call. Here moose here moose. 600 miles to sleep in a tent in the middle of nowhere. Only communication is with our satellite phone. Must be either crazy or stupid but I know it will be fun.
                                   
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                                  • Fred Scigliano

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                                    I don't know stupid sounds like fun to me and away from the world in a place that could care less about politics!
                                    Yea not stupid but a good place to get away and enjoy some freedom is a good thing.
                                    BTW I don't think your sexy Moose call will help but give it a try and hope for the best.:elmer:
                                     
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                                        Our lake. our island, sexily calling moose takes a half bottle whiskey to get the right tone

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                                          That’s what an old native guy told us. He said if you call him he will come, but when he come out of bush he mean business
                                           
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                                            • diymirage

                                              diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                                              man that is cool

                                              i've always wanted a cabin in the woods, on about a dozen acres of so
                                              i dont know what it was, but the other day i thought how cool it would be to own a cabin on an island

                                              until i got to thinking off the hassles that come with it
                                               
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                                                As long as you have the winter to freeze the lake to make it easy to move materials for building. The rest of it you haul by boat
                                                 
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                                                • Bodyperson

                                                  Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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                                                  When I was a kid my dad and uncles built a huge house boat that never left the lake. Built it on site kinda and drove a model a ford chassis into it for propulsion. It was like an island. I remember sitting down to eat at the table with alot of people. It burned down.
                                                   
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                                                  • Fred Scigliano

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                                                    Lived in a cabin in the mountains with no electricity with 5 kids for 5 years and have no regrets.
                                                     
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