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Oh dear what can the matter be, two old ladies locked in the lava-try, they were there from Monday to Saturday, nobody knew they were there.
See how many of you old farts remember that one. LOL
 
The last old lady was little Miss Mason
The toilets were full, so she peed in the basin
And that was the water that I washed my face in
'Cause I didn't know she'd been there
 
There once was a pervert from Nice
Who was way past wanting a piece
Jacked off his hogs, his cows and his dogs
Till his parrot called in the police.
 
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