Last one to post in this thread wins!

[Mark Wainwright]

True Story..
When I was working in the in autoglass trade we used to have the local and provincial cops come into the shop for a coffee and a gab. One day an O.P.P came in shaking his head. He told us he had just come from an accident scene. He saw a van had gone off the 401 Hwy and sitting in the middle of a farmer's field. He stopped and ran over to see if there were any casualties and there was one guy in the back of the van. The cop asked what happened? This idiot said "I'm not sure, I had it on cruise and went into the back to get a beer". I'm sure this isn't the first time you've heard stories like that. "They are out there and they reproduce".

 

[Mark Wainwright]

wife

At least you can yell at your wife and pretend you were yelling at the GPS

 

[chryslerfat]

last

 

[DustyDuster]

Not yet

 

[chryslerfat]

Now?

 

[DustyDuster]

No, no, no

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Any time now.

 

[fatoldguy]

 

[chryslerfat]

Hump Day

 

[Mark Wainwright]

That means today is Thursday.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

 

[chryslerfat]

That means today is Thursday.

And tumerrew be Friday

 

[Mark Wainwright]

And tumerrew be Friday

I think tomorrow will be too.

 

[MonkeyMadness]

OH ****!

Last

 

[chryslerfat]

He is thinking "You bet im gonna sniff that"

 

[Biff]

Already did ! And it smelled like fish !

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Already did ! And it smelled like fish !

Once you get past the smell you got it licked but one slip of the tongue and you're in ****.

 

[chryslerfat]

Lick it and stick it

 

[Mark Wainwright]

 

[Mark Wainwright]

 

[famous bob]

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---------------this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[chryslerfat]

No Speeko Engliso

 

[DustyDuster]

Huh?

 

[chryslerfat]

Last

 

[memike]

No sir me memike is now bud