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That's almost as gross as that fish-belly white, red head you keep posting.
Wait what you love readheadsThat's almost as gross as that fish-belly white, red head you keep posting.
chryslerfat
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Keep your buns I'll take the bacon. The buns that CF posted now that is some buns that looks good.I’ll always share my buns , wait that’s not right
They sure do look good in them tight jeans, and then you peal em back and all of those speed bumps show up lol. Not complaining. I sure as hell got some speed bumps myself.
Hey guys. I have been taking fish oil supplements for a while and I think they have been helping me with the aches and pains. Just saying.
Does it help anything else
nopeDoes it help anything else
Damit
Need help with something else? I can hook you up.Damit
chryslerfat
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Yes I take them to lower my TriglyceridesDoes it help anything else
Lol I live in BC no help needed ,wait what kinda help are you talkin.?Need help with something else? I can hook you up.
I use bacon to lower mine
My triglycerides are through the roof. Red Yeast rice and Niacin too they tell me.
Fish belly white red headed hookers and viagra. lol
OK IM IN WHENS IT ALL COMING!
As soon as boarder patrol OK's it. Might be the generic version.
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FW: fairy tale
Once upon a time there
lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a
problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were
afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired What
could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards
and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter
touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.’
The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a
competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt
would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK
UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the
Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are
the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the
Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my
pocket and feel what is in there.’ The Princess did as she
was told, though she turned red. She felt some thing very
hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the Prince's pants????
Answer
below ↓
M&M's of course! They melt in
your mouth, not in your hand.
What on earth were you
thinking? I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!
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FW: fairy tale
Once upon a time there
lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a
problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what: Metal, Wood, Stone anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were
afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired What
could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards
and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter
touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.’
The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a
competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt
would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK
UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the
Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are
the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the
Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my
pocket and feel what is in there.’ The Princess did as she
was told, though she turned red. She felt some thing very
hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was in the Prince's pants????
Answer
below ↓
M&M's of course! They melt in
your mouth, not in your hand.
What on earth were you
thinking? I DO WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!
That joke is so old it is new again. lol Worried about you FOG.
Don't worry FOG. They are all old to me too. I miss the good old joke tellers. Just don't see that any more. I suppose we have run out of material. Modern humor is all about memes though I do run into some funny blogs.I resemble that remark.
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