A leprechaun goes into a bar. The bartender tells him there is a contest going on, if you can make the donkey laugh, you get a pot of gold. The leprechaun goes over to the donkey and whispers in his ear, and the donkey starts laughing hysterically.
"What did you say to him?" asked the bartender.
"I can't tell you, its a leprechaun secret." he replies.
"Well, if you can't tell me, you don't get the pot of gold." says the bartender.
The leprechaun finishes his drink, and then leaves.
He returns to the bar a month later. The bartender now tells him that the contest has been changed. "If you can make the donkey cry, you get a pot of gold."
The leprechaun goes into the back room with the donkey and then they both come out a minute later with the donkey in tears.
"What did you do to him?" asked the bartender.
The leprechaun replies, "Last month I told him that my d!ck was bigger than his. Today I showed him..."
"What did you say to him?" asked the bartender.
"I can't tell you, its a leprechaun secret." he replies.
"Well, if you can't tell me, you don't get the pot of gold." says the bartender.
The leprechaun finishes his drink, and then leaves.
He returns to the bar a month later. The bartender now tells him that the contest has been changed. "If you can make the donkey cry, you get a pot of gold."
The leprechaun goes into the back room with the donkey and then they both come out a minute later with the donkey in tears.
"What did you do to him?" asked the bartender.
The leprechaun replies, "Last month I told him that my d!ck was bigger than his. Today I showed him..."
