Lucky Night At The Bar!

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66340SEDAN

66340SEDAN

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LUCKY NIGHT AT THE BAR

A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an 'older' woman he met at a bar.
She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a 'sportsman's double' - a mother and daughter threesome.
He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, 'Tonight's your lucky night.'
So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter her place, and she shouts upstairs:
'Mom! You still awake?'
 
A man walks up to a woman in a bar:
Man: I been watching you and you seem nice would you like to come back to my place and have some fun with me?
Woman: Ok sure sounds good to me!
Man: Before we go i want to tell you i want to do something kinky.
Woman: Ok i'm up for it.

So they go back to his place and have sex just regular old conventional sex after there finished she says:
Woman: That was great but i thought you want to do something kinky?
Man: I did,i **** in your purse!:-D
 
YIKES!! In both instances... shitting in the purse being the funnier of the two LMAO
 
Well............ I'm still waiting to hear what happened in the "sportsman's double" story......... Both jokes are very good, LMAO:toothy10:
 
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