dibbons
Well-Known Member
Someone keeps tossing empty Marlboro packs over the fence and into my yard. Yesterday I picked up four or five packages and decided to read the warning labels (had nothing better to do).
I see on the front of the pack there is a cigarette bent over at a 90 degree angle. Look familiar? I'd say it was a limp, flaccid cigarette.
On the back of the pack it explains how tobacco consumption diminishes blood flow to the *****, which may very well provoke you know what (or hopefully you don't know "what").
You would think these explicit warnings would end all cigarette sales once and for all overnight. Must be lies, though (I don't smoke). There is an additional warning below the dreaded first warning: Contains Nicotine which can severly damage the circulatory system.
Finally at the very bottom is a phone number 01 800 911 2000 which is provided for anyone who wants to quit smokin'.
I see on the front of the pack there is a cigarette bent over at a 90 degree angle. Look familiar? I'd say it was a limp, flaccid cigarette.
On the back of the pack it explains how tobacco consumption diminishes blood flow to the *****, which may very well provoke you know what (or hopefully you don't know "what").
You would think these explicit warnings would end all cigarette sales once and for all overnight. Must be lies, though (I don't smoke). There is an additional warning below the dreaded first warning: Contains Nicotine which can severly damage the circulatory system.
Finally at the very bottom is a phone number 01 800 911 2000 which is provided for anyone who wants to quit smokin'.
but I feel much better for it now and has let us save some money that we could lavish on the grandkids
