Mummy mummy jokes

[Mark Wainwright]

• Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
• Shut up son, you'll wake your father.

• Mommy, Mommy! The milkmans here;
• have you got the money or should I go out and play?

 

[krazykuda]

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to see grandma...

Shut up and keep digging...

 

[krazykuda]

Mommy, mommy, I don't want to run in circles....

Shut up or I'll nail your OTHER foot to the floor....

 

[Grumpyoldman]

Mommy, mommy it's dark down here.

Shut up kid or I'll flush it again.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

1. Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
   Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
2. Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
   Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
3. Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sisters guts.
   Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

 

[Professor Fate]

Mommy, Mommy! I hate swimming lessons...
Shut up and get back in the bag.

 

[69FBCuda]

Mommy , Mommy! Your driving away and I'm still in the shopping cart!
Mommy , Mommy! You bought that beer with food stamps! Do I get one?

 

[Professor Fate]

Mommy, Mommy! I hate it when you take me waterskiing!
Shut up and paddle faster...

Mommy, Mommy! My new black kitty has a white racing stripe!

Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush it.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy running away?
Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy is still running away!
Shut up and step on the gas.