My dog would have loved this toaster

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I don't know where that came from, but it's off the wall!

Haywood Banks. Bob and Tom show.

He also did big butter Jesus.

Great comedian.

When he recorded the toast song, he was playing the “music” with knives and a toaster. Lol
 
I have one "about as bad"

1....I see NO reason to have a "round top" toaster that you can't lay the toast on to keep it warm from residual heat

2...Mine either shucks that damn toast almost clear out of the slot and gets them all tangled and crooked "nearly" falling out, or "catches" the bread kittywampus in there and won't come up.........so you are in there with METALLIC TOOLS dodging the HIGH VOLTAGE HEATING GRID while attempting to perform BRAIN SURGERY on a toaster at 5:30A-damn-M

3...Mine has a fancy electronic control that even when set to "two block" lightest setting it STILL BURNS THE TOAST about 25% of the time.

Rest of the time it comes out caucasian
 
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