My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

Research shows that laughing for 2 mins is just as healthy as a 20 min jog.
So, now I'm sitting in the park laughing at all the joggers

 

[Ahoey]

BREAKING NEWS! The earth revolves around the sun! THIS MAY UPSET A FEW PEOPLE WHO THINK IT REVOLVES AROUND THEM.

Know a few like that, try to avoid.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. But now it's just water under the fridge.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Dudes can literally tear apart an engine and tell you how to put it back together, but lose all brain functions when a cute girl talks to them

 

[Mark Wainwright]

If you feel lonely, dim all of your lights and watch a horror movie. After a while, it won't feel like you're alone anymore.

 

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[andysauto1]

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Had that happen in my 20's

 

[Ahoey]

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When I was a foreman for a masonry company hired a labourer from unemployment insurance. Worked great for 2 weeks. Monday comes no labourer, Tuesday no labourer Wednesday morning no labourer so called UI for another. Thursday morning 2 labourers show up. First guy said his girl friend charged him with rape he was in jail. I said you couldn’t have phoned. 2nd guy was better anyway.

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

My bank has a new service that sends you your balance via text. It's cool, I just don't think they should add “LOL” at the end.

 

[charliec]

TDS

 

[Ottmundr]

Dudes can literally tear apart an engine and tell you how to put it back together, but lose all brain functions when a cute girl talks to them

 

[Ottmundr]

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She better appreciate the hard work on the mill that went into the finish on that tailgate!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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And the beauty of this is that you can rinse off the filters and still make coffee with them.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

And the beauty of this is that you can rinse off the filters and still make coffee with them.

It tastes like **** anyway.
I never did drink coffee

 

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