My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

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[ProjectBazza]

I got myself a seniors’ GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my
destination, it tells me why I wanted to
go there in the first place.

I have a wife for that.

(Did I say that out loud?)

 

[Ottmundr]

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Bah! Trying to post pictures on this 8 year old tablet is a pain. Had to delete it three times before it worked. Why the hell would I spend my car part money just so I could meme! A new tablet would cover the cost of a new carburetor or lokar shifter or master cylinder plus an AMD rocker panel plus some permatex plus some head gaskets plus some intake manifold gaskets! This technology crap is a huge waste of money.
Ok, I'm done bitching. Back to your regularly scheduled memes.
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[Professor Fate]

I have a wife for that.

(Did I say that out loud?)

Yeah, my wife is always telling me where to go.

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

an Indiana man followed this Chinese spy balloon for 194 miles before he realized it was bird **** on his windshield

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

If you think you are smarter than the previous generation... 50 years ago the owners manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

A guy was about to get a ******* and she says "how cute you have a tattoo on your dick"
He tells her I had the place I was born tattooed on it.
She says "Oh you were born in Swan?"
He said no Saskatchewan

 

[ProjectBazza]

 

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