My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder and harder to find one

 

[toplscuda]

 

[Ottmundr]

 

[missing linc]

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Oh boy, would I love to have that!

 

[norshorblufish]

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This reminded my of this story.

A strapping Scottish lad felt a little tipsy after spending the night drinking at all the pubs in town. He decided to head towards home. He got half way home and felt a little tired so he decided to take a wee nap in the grass on the side off the road at the edge of a field.
In the morning two young lassies came upon him sound asleep. The one dared the other to lift kilt. They were amazed at what they saw. One took a blue ribbon from her hair and tied it on his member.
When the lad woke up he had to relieve himself. When he lifted his kilt he was surprised what he saw and he exclaimed “ I dun know where I was lasts night but it looks like I won first prize!”

 

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