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[Mark Wainwright]

Happy HEMI Day

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

Im starting a vibrator repair company. I’m calling it inspect her gadget!!

 

[Bobacuda]

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

A new supermarket opened near my house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it activates, you hear the sound of distant thunder and catch the scent of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk section, you hear cows mooing and experience the aroma of fresh hay.
Near the egg case, hens cluck and cackle , and the air fills with the delicious smell of bacon and eggs frying.
The vegetable department features the scent of fresh, buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I thought growing up just meant that I’d be driving cool cars & banging hot chicks

Wtf is all this other sh*t!?​

 

[Professor Fate]

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Just a "onesie" for an "adult"...

Goes well with your man bun and earth shoes.
Let's hope you're not in a hurry to take a leak.

 

[missing linc]

Just a "onesie" for an "adult"...
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Goes well with your man bun and earth shoes.
Let's hope you're not in a hurry to take a leak.

Or ever plan to have sex with a woman again.

 

[ragtopfury]

on the other hand, they should be marketed to plumbers...... crack kills.

 

[ProjectBazza]

Or ever plan to have sex with a woman again.

Don't know that guys that wear "man buns" have sex with women, Randy!



(Did I say that out loud?)

 

[lemondana]

Don't know that guys that wear "man buns" have sex with women, Randy!



(Did I say that out loud?)

At work a few years back, this new young guy started. Maybe 5 ft tall, probably 300 lbs and a man bun. I didn't think it could get much worse, but he found a girlfriend in that dept. That looked just like him, except without the man bun. That situation called for a giant red X.

 

[Ottmundr]

At work a few years back, this new young guy started. Maybe 5 ft tall, probably 300 lbs and a man bun. I didn't think it could get much worse, but he found a girlfriend in that dept. That looked just like him, except without the man bun. That situation called for a giant red X.

I did not need to imagine that
I need some brain bleach.

 

[Jeff Seighman]

I have long hair sometimes I put it in a ponytail or tuck it under a hat when I'm working on my car, a man bun, no F'ing way.

 

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