My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Professor Fate]

I have long hair sometimes I put it in a ponytail or tuck it under a hat when I'm working on my car, a man bun, no F'ing way.

One, and only one kind of guy can get away with a man bun.
Yes

No

 

[Jeff Seighman]

What the hell is that second pic. Is that an ugly chick with a beard?

 

[Ottmundr]

What the hell is that second pic. Is that an ugly chick with a beard?

An aging lesbian.

 

[Demonracer]

One, and only one kind of guy can get away with a man bun.
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The bottom picture is what the wife refers to as a "douche knot"! LMMFAO

 

[grjammer]

My vote is for "***** Biscuit"

 

[Jeff Seighman]

Twat Knot.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

I’m at this pub and it’s wild up in here. This dude just got his junk pierced in front of everyone!

In other news, I am terrible at darts.​

 

[Mark Wainwright]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.
When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

BENEFITS OF A GOOD VOCABULARY!
My husband recently called an old engineering buddy of his and asked what he was working on these days.
He replied that he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment."
He was impressed — until he learned that his buddy was actually just washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision

 

[Professor Fate]

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The first woman EVER to say "What's taking you so long?"

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

My old hippie friend says if any of you poor people want to go into space for 11 minutes, he knows a good brownie recipe.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Time to start wearing a hat buddy

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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