My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

Nothing worse than looking for the tool I just had in my hand
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[Jeff Seighman]

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Get ready for the upcoming earthquake!

 

[lemondana]

Now would be a good time to be a 4 foot boyfriend of anyone of these girls.

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[Jeff Seighman]

YEE HAA!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.

"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare

 

[ProjectBazza]

Before I go back to work in a few weeks I gotta build me one of these!

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[joel d. snyder]

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i've seen this.

 

[Ottmundr]

If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument. Pull out the bread, turkey, and mayo. Her instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich.