My Luck

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[Mark Wainwright]

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That makes two of us

 

[Professor Fate]

It won't play on here but you get the idea.
A Beach Boy song

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I remember that being popular during the Hostage Crisis...
That was 1979- man, I feel old...

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

When you find a good wife, you not only get a best friend and companion..
but you also receive a driving instructor for life!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I went out for a Chinese meal last night and chatted with the old waiter.
He told me he lived in Japan during the war and had been a kamikaze pilot. His code name? "Chow Mein."

I said, “Wait… didn’t kamikaze pilots sacrifice their lives?”
He smiled and said, “Yes, but I was Chicken Chow Mein.” ​

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

I'm going to quit my job and travel the world until I run out of money.
I'll be home around 9pm this evening.

 

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[Mark Wainwright]

My wife was watching a Hallmark movie and said
“I want a man that takes my breath away. So l farted. Apparently that's not what she meant, because she got up and left the room”

 

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