My Luck

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Baaaoooh

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Baaaoooh

Must be a bograjet

 

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[lemondana]

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Many years ago, I had a girlfriend that had a 77 Pontiac Formula with a 350 4 barrel. i changed oil for her one day and the next time we took her car out, I tipped into the QJet, she got a big grin on her face and said-I didn't know my car would do that. A few weeks later she told me that her dad told her that I better put it back the way it was. She did have to show him what it sounded like.

 

[lemondana]

I forgot the part of flipping the lid over. Sorry.

 

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Flight 703 was travelling quietly when all of a sudden the pilot announced that both engines had **** themselves and were no longer functional...........All the passengers did the same thing....

" Do not worry, we all have to abort this flight, but we have enough parachutes on board to cater for every one of you...."

" I have radioed ahead and ambulances are waiting on the ground below to transport you all to hospital when you land.......Please try to remember when you approach mother earth to keep your legs straight, do the subway roll, and never stretch your arms out too far

for fear of dislocating your collarbone "......

The head stewardess escorted everyone to the open door all with parachutes in place......' All you have to do is hold your breath for about 10 seconds, count to ten and then pull the ripcord ".......

All the passengers landed safely on the ground and were transported to hospital..........

Except for Colin Oscopy..The air hostess never knew that Colin had a terrible stutter.......He was the last one to leap out of the plane but the first one to hit the ground.....

" She reported afterwards that he went past her in mid air doing about 33 miles per second and she heard him say..."

T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T..........Two....

 

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