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I met this guy at the car show last night wearing this T shirt
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After 25 years in the liquor business, Tom quits, buys 50 acres in remote Alaska, and lives in total peace - no visitors for six months.
One day, there’s a knock. A huge bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday at 5. You should come.”
“Sounds great,” says Tom.
Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.”
“No problem - I can handle that.”
“Probably some fightin’, too.”
“I get along with folks - I’ll be fine.”
“Maybe some wild sex, too.”
“Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?”
Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.”
One day, there’s a knock. A huge bearded man says, “Name’s Lars, your neighbor from 40 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday at 5. You should come.”
“Sounds great,” says Tom.
Lars starts to leave, then adds, “Gonna be some drinkin’.”
“No problem - I can handle that.”
“Probably some fightin’, too.”
“I get along with folks - I’ll be fine.”
“Maybe some wild sex, too.”
“Even better!” Tom grins. “What should I wear?”
Lars shrugs. “Don’t matter… just gonna be the two of us.”
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Isn't that the truth
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Life for men is about a hole
You’re born though one
You spend your life trying to get back in there
And when you die they put you in one.
You’re born though one
You spend your life trying to get back in there
And when you die they put you in one.
I am NOT making this up!
Who’s in charge of approving these things???
(Edit: I posted this, and then took a phone call. Came back to find it, but couldn't...so I "double posted" to the "Stop in For Coffee" thread, as that's where I thought I had initially posted it! Sucks getting old!)
Who’s in charge of approving these things???
(Edit: I posted this, and then took a phone call. Came back to find it, but couldn't...so I "double posted" to the "Stop in For Coffee" thread, as that's where I thought I had initially posted it! Sucks getting old!)
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Yunick13
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Milking the horses again, Tim?
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I bet Tim bent over for that!
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