My Luck

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Jeff Seighman]

How about smacking the **** out of their dumbass parents.

 

[Ahoey]

How about smacking the **** out of their dumbass parents.

Better long term solution. However after tripping, ya sure the running around is done now you have to listen to the kid scream for half an hour.

 

[VinceU1]

My youngest daughter thought it'd be all sorts of fun to act up in whatever restaurant we eating at. That worked until I ignored my wife and kept giving that daughter swirly's. Took to or three different places but she learned!

 

[Ahoey]

Had the same with my oldest boy, tearing around acting up because mom wouldn’t buy whatever kind of sugar cereal. Caught him through him over the shoulder and out to car kicking and screaming all the way. Then we had a talk and no Rotten Ronnie’s, went home for lunch. Worked never happened again. Some of those women in the grocery store had some pretty good expressions on their face that made me laugh.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

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[Mark Wainwright]

SENIOR MARRIAGE

There were two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years.

One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered his courage to ask her, “Will you marry me?”

After about six seconds of ‘careful consideration,’ she answered. “Yes. Yes, I will.”

The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. The next morning, he was troubled. “Did she say ‘yes’ or did she say ‘no’?” He couldn’t remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory.

With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained that he didn’t remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past.

As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, “When I asked if you would marry me, did you say ‘Yes’ or did you say ‘No’?”

 

[norshorblufish]

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Wonder if it has a full load.
maybe he just wants to shoot the **** with someone on the phone.

 

[clementine]

Wonder if it has a full load.
maybe he just wants to shoot the **** with someone on the phone.

Uh

 

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