Mark Wainwright
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Are we straight on this?
Mark Wainwright
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Mark Wainwright
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A man arrived home to find his wife sobbing.
“What’s wrong, darling?” he asked.
Through tears she said,
“The chemist… he insulted me on the phone this morning! I had to call several times before he even answered.”
The husband stormed down to the pharmacy, ready to demand an apology.
Before he could get more than a word out, the chemist said,
“Now hold on - let me tell you my side of the story.”
“This morning, my alarm didn’t go off. I woke up late, skipped breakfast, and rushed out the door… only to realize I’d locked both my house and car keys inside.”
“I had to break a window to get them. Then I sped off and got a ticket. Three streets from the shop, I got a flat tire.”
“When I finally arrived at the shop, customers were already impatiently waiting. I opened up, started serving, and the phone would NOT stop ringing. Ring, ring, ring, ring”
“Then I broke open a bag of pound coins for change — they went everywhere. I’m on my hands and knees picking them up, the phone still ringing.”
“I stood up, smashed my head on the cash drawer, staggered back into a shelf of expensive perfume, and half of it shattered on the floor.”
“Still… the phone keeps ringing. I finally answer it.”
“It was your wife.”
“She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.”
“And believe me, mate…
as God is my witness…
all I did was tell her how to use it.
“What’s wrong, darling?” he asked.
Through tears she said,
“The chemist… he insulted me on the phone this morning! I had to call several times before he even answered.”
The husband stormed down to the pharmacy, ready to demand an apology.
Before he could get more than a word out, the chemist said,
“Now hold on - let me tell you my side of the story.”
“This morning, my alarm didn’t go off. I woke up late, skipped breakfast, and rushed out the door… only to realize I’d locked both my house and car keys inside.”
“I had to break a window to get them. Then I sped off and got a ticket. Three streets from the shop, I got a flat tire.”
“When I finally arrived at the shop, customers were already impatiently waiting. I opened up, started serving, and the phone would NOT stop ringing. Ring, ring, ring, ring”
“Then I broke open a bag of pound coins for change — they went everywhere. I’m on my hands and knees picking them up, the phone still ringing.”
“I stood up, smashed my head on the cash drawer, staggered back into a shelf of expensive perfume, and half of it shattered on the floor.”
“Still… the phone keeps ringing. I finally answer it.”
“It was your wife.”
“She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.”
“And believe me, mate…
as God is my witness…
all I did was tell her how to use it.
Elmo65
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I told you not to over torque it!
That is one of the best ones I've read in YEARS! Kudos!!!
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