my wife

[towtruckmikey]

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me "I feel horrible, I look old,fat and ugly. I need you to pay me a compliment"
I replied " Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

And then the fight started...............................................

 

[RustyRatRod]

damn

 

[1968dartman]

That is funny! Thanks for making me laugh!!!!

 

[Sick_Six225]

LOL thats funny

 

[jimjimjimmy]

thanks for the laugh

 

[68gtxman]

Wow, that was great!

I once told my wife that her dress was wrinkled and she told me to put my glasses on. I then saw she was nude! That's when the iron started its flight towards my head officer! (just kidding!)