harrisonm
Well-Known Member
So a good looking lady runs a red light and causes a horrific wreck with another car. Miraculously, the lady and the man form the other car get out of their mangled cars without so much as a scratch. The lady told the man, "It is a miracle that we are both OK. I take this as a sign from God that we were destined to meet and be good friends for the rest of our lives." The man agreed whole heartedly. Then the woman pulled a bottle of 12 year old scotch from her car and said, "We should toast our good fortune." She handed the bottle to the man who quickly swigged half of it down and handed it back to the woman. She put the cap back on it without taking a drink. Then man said, "Aren't you going to have a drink?" The woman said, "No. I'm just going to wait for the Police to arrive."
