340demon
old man
TWO WIVES go out for girl night. Both got DRUNK, started walking home and had to PEE. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her PANTIES the other grabbed a WREATH off a grave. the next morning one husband called the other and said NO MORE GIRLS NIGHT OUT!! MY WIFE CAME BACK WITH NO PANTIES. The other said you think that's bad Mine cams back with a card in her crack that read FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION we will never forget you!!!