Nursing home talk.

[halifaxhops]

Three older gentlemen are playing cards.
They are reminiscing about old times and what they used to be able to do.

The first one states " I would love to be able to take a nice hard poop again"

The second one states " I wish I could pee all at once again"

The third states " I do not have any of those problems, I just wish I could get out of the bed!" :cheers:

 

[famous bob]

Three older gentlemen are playing cards.
They are reminiscing about old times and what they used to be able to do.

The first one states " I would love to be able to take a nice hard poop again"

The second one states " I wish I could pee all at once again"

The third states " I do not have any of those problems, I just wish I could get out of the bed!" :cheers:

I used to drink a qt. of motor oil-eat a plate of rusty nails, and run to Chickashay and back every morning!!

 

[halifaxhops]

I used to drink a qt. of motor oil-eat a plate of rusty nails, and run to Chickashay and back every morning!!

Never never trust a fart if you are over60!!!!