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Everybody's Fool
An
old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?’
The
bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In
a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before
you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1.
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5..
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you
still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The
blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?’
The
bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In
a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before
you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1.
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5..
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you
still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The
blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
'No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
