'Old' IS WHEN ...

-
stansblue72

stansblue72

one of one 1953 ME!
Legendary Member
Joined
Mar 18, 2007
Messages
4,272
Reaction score
155
Location
Marysville, Washington
'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs

and make love,' and you answer,

'Pick one; I can't do both!'



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Your friends compliment you

on your new alligator shoes

and you're barefoot.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

A sexy babe catches your fancy

and your pacemaker opens the garage door,



'OLD' IS WHEN...

Going braless

pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.



'OLD' IS WHEN..

You don't care where your spouse goes,

just as long as you don't have to go along.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police



'OLD' IS WHEN. ..

'Getting a little action'

means you don't need to take any fiber today.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

'Getting lucky' means you find your car

in the parking lot.



'OLD' IS WHEN...

An 'all nighter' means not getting up

to use the bathroom.



AND



'OLD' IS WHEN...

You are not sure these are jokes?
 
Ouch!!! Some of those weren't so funny to me.
Does that mean I'm gettin OLD?
 
Just another thought>>>>>>>>

OLD IS WHEN it's Friday nite, after 11pm and I'm sitting here in front of the computor.,
Would'nt have happened 30yrs ago, DAMN!!!!!
 
A few more......

Old is When...


You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

You send money to PBS.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You can go bowling without drinking.

People talk about you while you`re still in the room.
 
Two things. Old is 15 years older than you are right now and it is not polite to complain about getting old to someone who is older than you! LOL Mike
 
Jenny jenny who can I turn too,ya give me somethin I can hold on to.......WoW!!! I have some memory...(and I'm forgetful)....she wasn't home LoL
SCredneck said:
This from my son:
OLD is when you have actually DIALED 867-5309.
Click to expand...
 
OLD is when you always get the senior citizens discount without asking for it.
 
Funny but true 8)
Old is when you wake up in the morning but know you better get out of the bed slow and not jump out of bed, Know that I think about it you don't jump nowhere.
Thanks for sharing :bootysha:=D>
 
And lets not forget all the AARP mail we get :clock:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
-

Back
Top