SCredneck
LARGE member
An 85-year-old man was requested by his
doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen
sample tomorrow.'
The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: 'Well doc, it's
like this - first I tried it with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried it with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help.. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She then tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, still nothing.
Hell, we even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The shocked doctor interrupted, 'You asked your neighbor?!'
The old man replied, 'Yep. None of us could get that damn jar open."
doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen
sample tomorrow.'
The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: 'Well doc, it's
like this - first I tried it with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried it with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for
help.. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She then tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, still nothing.
Hell, we even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The shocked doctor interrupted, 'You asked your neighbor?!'
The old man replied, 'Yep. None of us could get that damn jar open."
