OldVart Sick Day

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OldVart Sick Day:

OldVart calls into work and says, "Hey, I can't come to work today, I
really feel sick. Got a headache, stomach ache and legs hurt like hell, I'm not coming in to work.

The boss says, "You know something, Sid, I really need you today. When I feel like you, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work. Go ahead and just try that.

Two hours later Sid calls again to the boss. " I did what you said and I really feel great. I'll be at work soon......... "You got a nice house !" :toothy7:
 
That reminds me, A wife tells the husband the mail man is retiring, the last day is today. What should we do? A present?

Husband say, F$&'em , give him a buck.
The mailman leaves the house smiling and drained while a dollor richer.

Hell of a tip for 30 years of service. I guess turn around was fair play. It was his turn.
 
OldVart said:
Hey - don't tell MY WIFE about that little episode. :) And he really does have a nice house.......
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something's telling me Oldvart has had more than one episode.
hay! oldvart has a nice house to :poke:
 
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