Out of the mouths of babes

[Tadams]

I was having breakfast with my Daughter who is 10 this morning. She is very smart and we usually talk about things. I ask her if she knew what President's day was about. I thought she would mention Obama, Bush, ect. Instead, she said. President's Day is when the President steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of bull crap to put up with.
Do you know how much it hurts to have hot coffee come out of your nose.

 

[gdrill]

LOL! That's hilarious. Thanx for the laugh.

 

[68gtxman]

Thank God that I swallowed my mouthful of coffee before I got to the punchline or I would have had to join you in the ER. Thanks for sharing that funny story!

 

[Tadams]

That was no punch line! She said she repeated what her teacher said in class

 

[diymirage]

my 5 year old comes up with some statements
he had his 5th birthday this Saturday (valentines day)

some time last week I asked him if he knew valentines day was coming up
he says yep
so I asked him if he knew who was born on valentines day

he said yep, me....but not on this one


blew me out of the water

 

[Tadams]

That's awesome.