straightlinespeed
Sometimes I pretend to be normal
A Mexican knocks on a man's door one Sunday. The man answers. The Mexican says,"Senor, do you have work for me? I have a wife and 3 kids!" The man said,"Well, the wife told me to paint the porch before I can watch the football game, can you paint?" Si! Senor I can paint!" The man said," Ok, get the paint in the garage and paint the porch!" 2 hours later the Mexican tells the man,"OK it's finished! I had enough paint to put 2 coats!" "Great!" said the man and paid him. The Mexican says,"OH! By the way, that's not a porch, it's a BMW!"
