Redneck roadblock

[SCredneck]

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Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer.
The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up the road, Earl, it’s a police roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these beers in tha truck!!”
“Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the labels and stick ‘em on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”
“What fer?”, asked Bubba.
“Just let me do the talkin”, said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers and threw the empty bottles under the seat. They each put a label from the bottles on their forehead.
When they got to the roadblock, the sheriff asked, “You boys been drinkin’?”
“No SIR,” Earl replied, “we’re on the patch!”

 

[low_kota]

Hahahahahaha!!!

 

[1964 hippo]

funny

 

[63VALIANT*KISS]

thats great my grandma liked it as well.

 

[V-100]

Nice...made me laugh and I believe most rednecks would find humor in that as well

 

[SCredneck]

Nice...made me laugh and I believe most rednecks would find humor in that as well

Hey, a Redneck found enough humor in it to share it with ya!