SCredneck
LARGE member
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer.The passenger, Bubba, said, Lookey thar up the road, Earl, its a police roadblock! Were gonna get busted fer drinkin these beers in tha truck!!
Dont worry, Bubba, Earl said. Well just pull over and finish drinkin these beers, peel off the labels and stick em on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.
What fer?, asked Bubba.
Just let me do the talkin, said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers and threw the empty bottles under the seat. They each put a label from the bottles on their forehead.
When they got to the roadblock, the sheriff asked, You boys been drinkin?
No SIR, Earl replied, were on the patch!