rules of manhood

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sweatybetty

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Rules of Manhood

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know
the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you
still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ***
and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion
 
OMG! Thats crazy. Time to print it out.
 
Yep !!! And when I said "Your next" Out the door I went.:eye:
 
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