Seen on CL today...

[65LoveAffair]

I saw this on CL today. I'm assuming he wants them because he has a ram he wants to breed them to, but it just sounded... wrong.

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It kinda made me think of this...

[ame]https://youtu.be/ONEK-kzv_EE[/ame]

 

[magnumdart]

Wonder who his buddy is.

 

[diymirage]

Just curious...what exactly where you looking for when you found that?

 

[65LoveAffair]

Just curious...what exactly where you looking for when you found that?

I figured someone would ask that. We're trying to get rid of some stuff, so I was looking at the "Wanted" section, see if we have anything that anybody wants.

 

[spl440]

I figured someone would ask that. We're trying to get rid of some stuff, so I was looking at the "Wanted" section, see if we have anything that anybody wants.

So how much did you sell the sheep to him for?

 

[65LoveAffair]

So how much did you sell the sheep to him for?

That's kind of a rude question, don't you think? What I charge is my business, and nobody else's! :finga:

 

[magnumdart]

That's kind of a rude question, don't you think? What I charge is my business, and nobody else's! :finga:

Decided to keep 'em for eweself huh?

 

[65LoveAffair]

Decided to keep 'em for eweself huh?

If ya can't Dodge 'em, Ram 'em!

 

[krazykuda]

Would a pair of sheep beat a full house???

 

[adiffrentcity]

No, but they would "bleat" three of a kind.

 

[krazykuda]

I'm gonna tell my daaaaaaad....

 

[66340SEDAN]

i'm gonna tell my daaaaaaad....

lol

 

[krazykuda]

What do you call a baby sheep between two sheets of plastic?


Lambinated.

 

[krazykuda]

As a shepherd, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.


I tried to tell them to my dog but he'd herd them all.

 

[krazykuda]

A farmer in West Virginia and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."

He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."

 

[spl440]

that's kind of a rude question, don't you think? What i charge is my business, and nobody else's! :finga:

naaaaaaaaaaaa