Bigdummy
Not a Nova
When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah asked, George, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable. George said, I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.
Oprah said, I understand you still do the sex thing too, even at your age. George said, of course I still do the sex thing and I am quite good at it. Oprah said, I have never been with an older man, would you do it with me?
So they had sex and when they finished, Oprah said, I just don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are truly a remarkable man.
George told her that the second time is even better than the first. Oprah said, You mean you can really do it again, even at your age?
George said, Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand and my ***** in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes.
When she woke him up, they again had great sex and Oprah was beside herself with joy. She said, Oh George, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be better than the first time. At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!
George, said that the third time would be even better. You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my ***** in your right hand and call me in thirty minutes. Oprah asked, does my holding and touching you kind of recharge your batteries?
George said, hell no, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet!
Oprah asked, George, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable. George said, I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.
Oprah said, I understand you still do the sex thing too, even at your age. George said, of course I still do the sex thing and I am quite good at it. Oprah said, I have never been with an older man, would you do it with me?
So they had sex and when they finished, Oprah said, I just don't believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are truly a remarkable man.
George told her that the second time is even better than the first. Oprah said, You mean you can really do it again, even at your age?
George said, Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand and my ***** in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes.
When she woke him up, they again had great sex and Oprah was beside herself with joy. She said, Oh George, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be better than the first time. At your age, Oh My, Oh My!!!
George, said that the third time would be even better. You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my ***** in your right hand and call me in thirty minutes. Oprah asked, does my holding and touching you kind of recharge your batteries?
George said, hell no, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet!
