A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. He gathers up his courage and asks her, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight...you pig!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. The guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him, smiles, and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which he responds, screaming at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200 for a ********???"
She responds by yelling at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight...you pig!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. The guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed, and he slinks back to his table with a red face.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him, smiles, and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."
To which he responds, screaming at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200 for a ********???"
