71produster
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad,
what is the
difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask
your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really
use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would
sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know
what a million bucks would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went
back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I
are sitting on three million
dollars .
But 'realistically', we're living with two
hookers and a homo!
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad,
what is the
difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?'
The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask
your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million
dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from
that.'
So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars?'
The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really
use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'
The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would
sleep with him in a
heartbeat, are you nuts?'
The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know
what a million bucks would
buy?'
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went
back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'
The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I
are sitting on three million
dollars .
But 'realistically', we're living with two
hookers and a homo!
