Speeding

[avarageerod]

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Challenger out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I -75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Challenger, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes, and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.."

" Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper.

 

[ramcharger]

Lol!

 

[68dodge]

Thats very good!!!!

 

[wanta68cuda]

Dang!!!LOL

 

[nemesis]

I like that one!

 

[bayyum]

hilarious

 

[340demon]

Got pulled over for speeding was just keeping up with traffic ask why he stoped just me when everone was speeding he do you fish i said yes he said do you catch all the fish in the lake I said no but I do catch and release he said have a good day sir.

 

[cudaspaz]

Got pulled over for speeding was just keeping up with traffic ask why he stoped just me when everone was speeding he do you fish i said yes he said do you catch all the fish in the lake I said no but I do catch and release he said have a good day sir.

Good'n.

 

[butterball]

Got pulled over for speeding was just keeping up with traffic ask why he stoped just me when everone was speeding he do you fish i said yes he said do you catch all the fish in the lake I said no but I do catch and release he said have a good day sir.

Great comeback! You deserved a break for that one!